1 00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:14,830 sports uh... uh... uh... uh... 2 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:38,900 Talk to me? 3 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:42,640 Well, you know you're a guy, and I've been having some guy issues. 4 00:00:43,540 --> 00:00:44,940 Uh, okay. 5 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:46,880 Guy issues like what? 6 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:51,160 Well, I just can't get a boyfriend. I've been trying for a while. I just can't. 7 00:00:52,140 --> 00:00:53,640 What do you mean you can't get a boyfriend? 8 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:58,700 I don't know. They just, they don't seem interested. 9 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:00,380 They don't seem interested? 10 00:01:00,940 --> 00:01:01,940 Mm -mm. 11 00:01:02,740 --> 00:01:04,040 Like, like how? 12 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,440 Like, what are you trying to do? 13 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:10,980 I don't know. I'm doing, like, normal girlfriend things. You know, like, going 14 00:01:10,980 --> 00:01:15,960 over, cuddling, you know, like, getting intimate or whatever. Like, I'm not, 15 00:01:16,020 --> 00:01:19,560 like, depriving them of anything, I don't think. 16 00:01:20,340 --> 00:01:21,340 Okay. 17 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,160 So, what do you think's the issue? 18 00:01:24,820 --> 00:01:30,740 Well, like, do you want me to be honest with you or, like, do you just want me 19 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:31,740 to, like, sugarcoat shit? 20 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:33,340 No, be honest. 21 00:01:34,190 --> 00:01:35,950 You're not going to get, like, upset or anything? 22 00:01:36,190 --> 00:01:37,830 Like, all in your girly feelings? 23 00:01:39,430 --> 00:01:40,430 I'll try not to. 24 00:01:42,230 --> 00:01:44,830 Okay, well, I don't know. 25 00:01:45,210 --> 00:01:51,310 I mean, it seems like you're, like, too, like, attached, kind of. Like, you're 26 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:55,550 just like, oh, I want to cuddle with you. And, like, oh, like, let's watch 27 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:58,410 movies and, like, hang out and, like, I don't know. 28 00:01:58,970 --> 00:02:04,730 Like, you kind of have to, like, be interested in, like, what, guys are 29 00:02:04,730 --> 00:02:06,310 interested in. You know what I mean? 30 00:02:06,890 --> 00:02:13,670 Like, guys don't want to just, like, cuddle and hang out and have sex, you 31 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:21,070 Like, guys want a girl who want to, you know, watch football with them. 32 00:02:21,270 --> 00:02:23,710 Or, like, watch fights. 33 00:02:24,810 --> 00:02:25,810 You know what I mean? 34 00:02:26,030 --> 00:02:28,670 Or, like, go golfing. 35 00:02:29,030 --> 00:02:31,710 Or, I don't know, go to the gym. 36 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:36,790 Or... I'm trying to think of, like, what other things guys like. 37 00:02:37,650 --> 00:02:41,070 Like, guys don't want to watch The Notebook, you know what I mean? Like, 38 00:02:41,070 --> 00:02:47,410 want to, like, watch football and, like, go to the bar and, like, have a drink 39 00:02:47,410 --> 00:02:48,009 and stuff. 40 00:02:48,010 --> 00:02:49,290 But I can't even go to the bar. 41 00:02:50,110 --> 00:02:55,990 Okay, well, you can't do that, but, I mean, if you really want to make, like, 42 00:02:55,990 --> 00:03:01,770 effort, you need to, like, I don't know, not be so, like, girly about it. 43 00:03:02,739 --> 00:03:08,920 so girly about it yeah like i don't know like girls get kind of like clingy and 44 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:12,040 stuff like guys don't like that you know you have to play like a little bit of 45 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:19,040 like cat and mouse you know what i mean yeah like you can't just always be 46 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:22,660 like what are you doing what are you doing today can we hang out can we do 47 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:29,590 can we do that like you kind of have to be like nonchalant okay Okay, so just be 48 00:03:29,590 --> 00:03:30,590 nonchalant with them. 49 00:03:30,690 --> 00:03:34,410 Well, not just, like, nonchalant, but, like, you need to have, like, some 50 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:35,410 similar interests. 51 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:36,650 You know what I mean? 52 00:03:37,890 --> 00:03:43,730 So you just think, like, football and fights and... So I just need to start 53 00:03:43,730 --> 00:03:44,529 watching football. 54 00:03:44,530 --> 00:03:46,890 Gym. The gym. That's a big one. 55 00:03:47,130 --> 00:03:48,130 I go to the gym. 56 00:03:48,870 --> 00:03:52,070 Yeah, but, like, you need to, like, lift some weights, not just fucking run on 57 00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:53,310 the treadmill the entire time. 58 00:03:54,790 --> 00:03:55,970 Or, like, ride the bike. 59 00:03:58,090 --> 00:04:00,730 Like, you wear some, like, what? 60 00:04:01,630 --> 00:04:02,630 What's your outfits? 61 00:04:02,670 --> 00:04:04,010 You wear, like, some gym tiger? 62 00:04:04,930 --> 00:04:09,090 I wear spandex and crop tops. 63 00:04:09,390 --> 00:04:12,090 Okay, well, yeah, that's, like, basic. 64 00:04:12,330 --> 00:04:14,330 Like, wear a hoodie and some sweats. Right. 65 00:04:14,850 --> 00:04:17,890 Put your hair up into a bun. I don't know. 66 00:04:18,850 --> 00:04:19,850 Ponytail. 67 00:04:21,269 --> 00:04:22,270 You know what I mean? 68 00:04:22,670 --> 00:04:24,610 Wow, this is a personal attack. 69 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:27,030 It's not personal, but, like... 70 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:31,020 Like, that's dumb. You know what I mean? You have to be, like, kind of like a 71 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:36,060 homie. Like a homie? Yeah. The boys want a homie? Or, you know what another good 72 00:04:36,060 --> 00:04:37,060 one is, guys like? 73 00:04:37,340 --> 00:04:38,380 Girls who gamble. 74 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:39,940 Ugh. 75 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:41,840 I do like gambling. 76 00:04:42,780 --> 00:04:45,460 Like, you know, some little roulette. 77 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,539 Like some poker. 78 00:04:46,540 --> 00:04:47,540 Mm -hmm. 79 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:51,540 Blackjack. So if I beat a guy in poker, like, he's mine, basically. 80 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:55,420 I'm not saying you gotta, like, beat him, but I'm saying, like, go spend some 81 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:58,460 money with him. Like, you can't just, like, sit there and be like, 82 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:04,200 oh, babe, let's cuddle. You know what I mean? You gotta be like, I don't know. 83 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:09,620 You know what I mean? Right. Does that kind of, like, make sense, like, what 84 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:10,620 putting down? 85 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:12,920 I'm picking up what you're putting down. 86 00:05:13,420 --> 00:05:16,220 Like, at home, like, yeah, you can be the girly girl. Like, a guy should 87 00:05:16,220 --> 00:05:20,280 definitely, like, take the trash out and stuff like that. But, you know what I 88 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:22,780 mean? Like, do girly stuff. Like, clean a little bit and stuff. 89 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:24,660 Like, guys like girls who clean. 90 00:05:25,220 --> 00:05:26,620 Guys like girls who cook. 91 00:05:27,340 --> 00:05:33,020 I mean, a guy should grill, but, like... Yeah, that's true. But, like, me 92 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:36,360 personally, I don't see myself making some, like, shrimp alfredo in the 93 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:37,360 kitchen. 94 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:42,020 Not saying that in, like, a misogynistic way. It's just, like, I can't cook for 95 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:43,020 shit because I'm a guy. 96 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:44,600 I don't know. It's just, like, my genes. 97 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:49,220 I mean, you got me to cook you some shrimp off right now. Yeah, exactly. 98 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:55,400 Like, I don't know. I would just, like, don't overthink it, but, like, also 99 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:56,900 don't, like, I don't know. 100 00:05:57,740 --> 00:05:58,740 You know. 101 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:04,340 I don't know. Next time I hang out with a guy, maybe I'll just, like, I'll cook 102 00:06:04,340 --> 00:06:07,620 him, like, a dinner, and I'll, like, offer to play, like, we can watch some 103 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:12,100 football. Yeah, or watch him, or let him play his video games instead of being, 104 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:15,740 like. Babe, let's make out and kiss and watch movies. 105 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:17,100 Like, what the fuck? 106 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,840 Right. That is so annoying. 107 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,120 Let's do that. 108 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:26,720 Like, we literally try and, like, we want to play, like, Fortnite with the 109 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,820 and, like, some COD. You know what I mean? 110 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,260 Right. Yeah, right. 111 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,700 I think I'm getting it now. 112 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:37,100 I hope so. 113 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:42,920 So, you don't have any plans? You're just gonna watch football? 114 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,860 Yeah, what else would I do? I'm a guy. 115 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,760 I mean, I'm bored. Why don't you hang out with me? 116 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:51,620 Okay, what do you want to do? 117 00:06:56,300 --> 00:07:02,180 What? I mean... I kind of wanted to... You know I'm at home. I kind of wanted 118 00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:04,020 to... I kind of wanted to kind of watch a movie. 119 00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:10,070 We could put on a movie and, you know, just lay down. 120 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:14,970 Me and you. Mm -hmm. Me and you. Lay down. 121 00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:16,069 Mm -hmm. 122 00:07:16,070 --> 00:07:18,770 You want to cuddle with me? 123 00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:21,130 Why not? 124 00:07:21,390 --> 00:07:24,830 I don't know. It's kind of, like, awkward. Like, I'm your stepbrother. 125 00:07:26,150 --> 00:07:28,470 I mean, it doesn't really matter, though. 126 00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:29,950 It doesn't matter? 127 00:07:30,290 --> 00:07:31,290 No. 128 00:07:32,650 --> 00:07:34,750 So, why do you want to cuddle with me? 129 00:07:36,140 --> 00:07:39,220 Well, I'm just kind of lonely, and I just... You're not doing anything. 130 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:40,519 You're lonely? 131 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:41,520 Mm -hmm. 132 00:07:41,740 --> 00:07:43,140 Because you can't get a boyfriend? 133 00:07:44,660 --> 00:07:45,880 I've been trying for a while. 134 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:49,440 So what, you want me to act like your boyfriend, and you want to cuddle with 135 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:51,280 Maybe a little bit. 136 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:55,480 Don't you think that's, like, a little... Awkward? 137 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:57,240 Weird? I don't know. 138 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:58,660 Only if you make it weird. 139 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:04,360 Alright. Look, I care about you. 140 00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:06,700 And this and that. 141 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:13,200 So, okay, sure, you can, like, lay on top of me or whatever, but I'm leaving 142 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:14,200 football on. 143 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,420 Okay. We can watch a movie later or something. 144 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:20,880 Do some girly shit, like eat ice cream. I don't know. 145 00:08:21,980 --> 00:08:22,979 That sounds good. 146 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:25,800 You can try to teach me it so I know when I hang out with another guy. 147 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:28,840 For sure. 148 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:30,520 Okay. 149 00:08:57,550 --> 00:08:58,590 So what does that mean? 150 00:08:58,970 --> 00:08:59,970 What? 151 00:09:00,350 --> 00:09:01,410 That? Mm -hmm. 152 00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:04,030 I don't know. It's a field goal. Two points. 153 00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:07,650 That's the first down. 154 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:09,870 It means, like, their downs restart. 155 00:09:10,530 --> 00:09:11,970 Okay. Mm -hmm. 156 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,410 You got something in your pocket? 157 00:09:19,730 --> 00:09:23,830 Um, what do you mean, do I got something in my pocket? I don't know. It's just 158 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:26,470 pretty uncomfortable to lay my head down. Is there something in there? 159 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:29,080 Like your wallet, maybe? 160 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:31,860 No. 161 00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:32,980 What is it? 162 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:37,740 Okay. 163 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:40,300 Is that your dick? 164 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:42,700 Yeah. 165 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:44,440 Why is it hard? 166 00:09:44,780 --> 00:09:47,840 I don't know. You're just like laying your head on it. I don't know. It's 167 00:09:47,980 --> 00:09:52,380 you know, it's like a natural reaction. I can't help it. 168 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:53,940 Don't point it out. 169 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,560 Well, it's just right in front of me. Yeah, but it's gonna get more hard. 170 00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:04,800 Why don't we let it get more hard? 171 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:07,300 What do you mean? You're my step -sister. 172 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,600 That doesn't really matter, though. 173 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:13,320 What do you mean it doesn't matter? 174 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,620 It doesn't seem like it matters to him. 175 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:23,280 You keep touching it like it has the mind of its own. 176 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:26,320 If you say so. 177 00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:36,290 Do you not want me to? 178 00:10:36,610 --> 00:10:38,930 I mean, I didn't say that. I just, I don't know. 179 00:10:39,690 --> 00:10:40,730 Isn't that, like, weird? 180 00:10:41,810 --> 00:10:42,810 Nobody's home. 181 00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:44,030 And? 182 00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:48,090 I thought you wanted, like, a boyfriend or something. 183 00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:52,930 This will kind of help me get a boyfriend if you think about it. 184 00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:54,210 Like how? 185 00:10:56,870 --> 00:10:57,870 It's practice. 186 00:10:58,070 --> 00:10:59,070 It's practice? 187 00:10:59,170 --> 00:11:00,170 Mm -hmm. 188 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:27,280 Mm hmm. 189 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:07,800 Yeah. 190 00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:43,680 Uh -huh. 191 00:32:06,350 --> 00:32:07,350 Thank you. 192 00:44:08,430 --> 00:44:09,830 What? 193 00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:49,750 Thank you. 194 00:46:35,850 --> 00:46:37,710 Yeah, I'm gonna cum right now. 195 00:46:43,690 --> 00:46:44,110 I 196 00:46:44,110 --> 00:46:53,250 had 197 00:46:53,250 --> 00:47:02,390 to 198 00:47:02,390 --> 00:47:03,390 get every last drop. 199 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,960 I said I had to get every last drop. Yeah, you did. 200 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,880 If you ever get lonely, you know who to hang out with. 201 00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:14,880 I always got this one.